As a calendar guy, you are constantly in need of a Sharpie...
To sign autographs!
Because any girl who picks up a calendar from you is going to want you to autograph it.
And regular pens don't work on calendar pages because of the calendar's glossy stock, so calendar guys spend their time lookin for that Sharpie permanent marker!
One important task calendar guys learn to get decide is to have that special "saying" they will write for autographs... A special saying for girls you don't think are hot and a different saying for the hotties!
Surprisingly, you can charge more for calendars when you autograph a calendar. It adds value to the publication! We suggest you buy this 4 Pack of Metallic Sharpies.